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Saturday, January 13, 2007
; 10:30 PM

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.-

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?"-

"None" replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away".-

"Well the answer is four" said the teacher, "but I like the way you are thinking".

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now.

If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?"-

"Well" said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone? "-

"No", said Little Johnny,

"the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking!" .


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Samuel Chua
23 May 1998
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