Riddled with humour Q: What has 4 legs but can't walk? A: A table Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the Shell station Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake? A: You crack me up. Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and quackers Q: Why is the letter G scary? A: It turns a host into a ghost Q: What has 4 eyes but no face? A: Mississippi Q: What did the spider do on the computer? A: Make a website Q: Why did the elephant eat the candle? A: He wanted a light snack Q: What letters are not in the alphabet? A: The ones in the mail, of course! BWHAHAHAHA, BWHAHAHA Tommorrow is the start of new season of EPL... wohoo.... Sheffield Utd V Liverpool - 7.40pm Arsenal V Aston Villa - 9.55pm Everton V Watford - 9.55pm Bolton V Tottenham - 12.10am Sunday Man Utd V Fulham - 8.25pm Chelsea V Man City - 10.55pm =)
